• Snooze alarm x7
  • Begrudgingly get out of bed
  • Appease child
  • Brew coffee
  • Appease child
  • Do stretches
  • Appease child
  • Check emails
  • Appease child
  • Check todo list
  • Appease child

This is my routine. Without it, I am lost. Chaos would consume me and my morning would be even more rekt than constantly appeasing my small hooman.